Idiot With a Brain

wtffanfictionvoiced:

wtffanfiction's list of things used in fanfiction as lube & condoms.

It was too big as a soundbyte for tamblr so I had to make a video out of it.

cannedviennasausage:

mollystormjackson:

I will always and forever be fascinated by customer’s weird gender hangups. 

(on tapastic)

 (via sleepingjuliette)

doctor-megalomania:

jamietheignorantamerican:

timbeon:

gajeelredfox:

gajeelredfox:

this sentence is giving me a migraine 

Iggy’s gonna be the first real superstar female rapper you guys ignore Lauryn and Missy’s grammy’s and critical acclaim ignore Nicki’s platinum albumS and sell out tours and critically acclaimed mixtapes ignore it all, ms crocodile dundee dropped one mediocre 8 track mixtape and did 2 songs that everyone only knows the chorus too SHE’S the one to watch!!! 

The most depressing part of this is that lat month Nicki Minaj actually broke the record for the most appearances as a lead, collaborative, or featured guest artist on the Billboard Hot 100. But nah, forget her, she’s not important, let’s all gush about how successful Iggy Azalea is instead.

What I had for breakfast this morning is more important than Iggy Azalea.

Iggy Azalea fucking sucks.

doctor-megalomania:

jamietheignorantamerican:

timbeon:

gajeelredfox:

gajeelredfox:

this sentence is giving me a migraine 

Iggy’s gonna be the first real superstar female rapper you guys ignore Lauryn and Missy’s grammy’s and critical acclaim ignore Nicki’s platinum albumS and sell out tours and critically acclaimed mixtapes ignore it all, ms crocodile dundee dropped one mediocre 8 track mixtape and did 2 songs that everyone only knows the chorus too SHE’S the one to watch!!! 

The most depressing part of this is that lat month Nicki Minaj actually broke the record for the most appearances as a lead, collaborative, or featured guest artist on the Billboard Hot 100. But nah, forget her, she’s not important, let’s all gush about how successful Iggy Azalea is instead.

What I had for breakfast this morning is more important than Iggy Azalea.

Iggy Azalea fucking sucks.

mustbekarma:

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

This post is still getting hundreds of notes a day and I am going grocery shopping again.

crowtrolls:

hetaliangonewild:

wait till the end

#OMF#for people who don#t understand#Today is Thursday and the weather is amazing#But you don’t have a boyfriend#SHUT UP YOU BASTARD#:Y

purepopfornowpeople:

Time is a flat circle.

purepopfornowpeople:

Time is a flat circle.

blackbatpurplecat:

I think we lost her. by UrbanStar
New gender: Potiongender

kawaiikawauso:

A gender that is too strong. This gender could kill a dragon, let alone a man. Best suited for those who have no respect for knights.